Re-Acquaintences
According to the young and naive Mlle Noailles (daughter of Mme Etiquette, I doubt she'll be impressed if she reads this, but anyway) , the new Venetian Ambassador, Msr. le Conte Loredan.. has some past acquaintence with the Mqse. d'Andelot. He also likes to flaunt this fact in front of the Mqs! Then of course, the Mqs goes on to mention how clever his wife is.. apparently her tongue has been down so many throats it's learnt six languages on it's own..

To the Dogs
While having tea with my friends, I was re-acquainted with the Princesse de Chambord. When I arrived at the table, it seems that she refused to stand in my presence, and then commented on how I was rude because I would not sit down. She then also went on to compare my manners to my dogs. One is not amused.

Prince Etranger
While having evening tea, it seems that protocol has turned against us. The Russia Prince Anton refused to sit, thus leaving the Marquise de Fiennes standing, when she was obviously fatigued. Naturally, she may not sit while a higher rank is standing. But once I pointed out that Monsieur Anton is a Prince Etranger, this enabled her to sit down, and only after she was seated, did he decide to sit down himself!

Madame Cagliostro?
It seems Monsieur le Comte de Cagliostro (Dracula) has found a bride (Not the Bride of Frankenstein, that's another story, but anyway), he has recently went from flaunting the fact that he was a bachelor to flaunting his new wife.. who we think may be a a vampire too.. her complexion is far to fabulous... And! While on travels in Rome.. he left her! For the Italian vice.. no doubt..

Tickets Not For Sale
Etiquette has been harassing me all day about having an event at Versailles. She wanted to impress HRH Madame Victoire (Who has a agitated peacock permanently shoved up her arse, but anyway). While in the presence of said Victoire, Etiquette began to harass me again. She immediately shut up when I suggested an orgy, but it seems the Victoire could not contain her laughter.. I found it funny too to be honest