Check out this collection of quaint come-ons!

I find they're an equal measure of charming and alarming. Like modern pickup lines, I have to ask, did that ever really work on anyone?

See more here:

http://www.messynessychic.com/2015/04/21/the-19th-century-escort-cards-with-pick-up-lines-you-definitely-havent-heard-before/

updated by @merry-chase: 06 Oct 2016 06:34:47AM

ROFL. This is priceless.