What does a decent man has to do when he sees his own Lady has suddenly grown a beard and a mustache ???
Indeed... to faint off course... (just after i screamed in horror... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
*remembers suddenly he is a BARBER - Surgeon and starts wetting his razor knife*
Wow, she's so fashionable :D
I blame my wife for all this! Oh the shame, the Montbazon shame!
*hopes to take the docteur aside at the next Salon and discuss possible hair removal treatments...*
What is the problem? Unlike many gentlemen, her facial hair perfectly matches the hair atop her head. Very beautiful really. And VERY fashionable.
(winks)
I would have fainted too! or blame to the tequila and threw away the bottle...
But now that i think about it, with a jacket she would look really handsome xD