I just couldn't resist. Needed something interesting for the foundation stock of our goat herd though this is JUST how rumors tend to get started
ETA: Some RL information about the Hamlet's goats
The goats proved to be a more reticent flock to manage. The billy goat disgraced itself by being impotent or too lazy to perform its duties, leaving its seven "concubines" in a desolate state.
Valy complained to Marie Antoinette, who agreed on the urgency of a change. However, she specified that the new goat should behave in a friendly way and be in a shade of white. Orders were sent to Switzerland and a compatible billy goat and it's companion were found in the city of Fribourg. In no time they were on their way to Trianon.
OH Queenie and Axel! DUH!! (laughs) But the next male better be Auguste!
I just couldn't resist. Needed something interesting for the foundation stock of our goat herd though this is JUST how rumors tend to get started
ETA: Some RL information about the Hamlet's goats
The goats proved to be a more reticent flock to manage. The billy goat disgraced itself by being impotent or too lazy to perform its duties, leaving its seven "concubines" in a desolate state.
Valy complained to Marie Antoinette, who agreed on the urgency of a change. However, she specified that the new goat should behave in a friendly way and be in a shade of white. Orders were sent to Switzerland and a compatible billy goat and it's companion were found in the city of Fribourg. In no time they were on their way to Trianon.